first things first, try and say beer can without sounding like a jamaican saying bacon.

I feel you need to be introduced to the crew. Theres em and Chaz (the Haggerty sisters),  Dimbar Dave, Slow Dave, Slower Dave, Phil Dave, Liz, Cat, Andrew, Dean, tash Nash and Leah.

As u can tell by the names, allt he Daves are dumb, Phil is only an honery Dave, but he seems to be on the same wave length most of the time.

EM: Also known as Emulye, she is one of the elders of the group, and also chaz's big sis, (but not her big big sis) she is training to be a fashion designer so, scarily, may be dressing us in the future. She also works at the cinema, and doesn't care if the custermers knick anything (just like when she worked for the Esso). Famous for getting stuck in the London underground tube doors, and getting free split seconds before it moved, she laughs in the face of death, (may have been something to do with the vodka!) Also girlfriend of the slowest Dave.

Chaz: Also known as chazamataz bob peggerty, and 2nd part of the Haggerty sisters. is girlfriend of Slow Dave, likes her Malibu and Coke and Mayfair Lights (easily pleased). Is funny, intelligent, beautiful and kind, and loves fluffy little animals...... (of course its not me writing this :D )

Dimebar dave: Well the name says it all, resembles a young Del Boy Trotter, and always looks like hes up to something, he's a 'Diamond GEEEZZZZER' and is also going out with Liz. like the rest of the daves, he doesn't wear the trousers in the relaitionship!

Slow dave: general geek and pisshead, loves playing EverQuest(ahhhhhhhh) and never manages to stay awake for the whole night, and ends up being carried home by girlfriend Chaz, (always on holding back hair duty). Is addicted to Nik Naks and gets great joy from feeding people. Loves Rageing Speedhorn don't say a word against them.

Slower Dave: Ahhhhhhh, Dave Pickett. Boyfriend of Emulye, loves food, cider, guitar and food almost as much as her. Idolises marc Bolan and John Fruschiantae (hope i haven't spelt it wrong). He has an afro which em keeps trying to tame, but its fighting back, and grows inches over nite. Oh and dave likes food. like all the daves, they are not of average intellegence............

Phil Lil: also known as Chi chi, (a young child from the nursery he worked at made it up), although he tells us hes not gay, hes training to be a hairdresser, and loves mushroomhead, who we met at k-Fest when we accidently walked back stage!, he also loves the daves 9esp slower dave) so much so he wants to be known as Phil dave. Oh hes also got off with a lot of mingers (katie Carrot, Rachael, Keraina......) and thats enough!

Andrew: Also known as Minja Ninja, andy is the most sarcastic (but maybe most intelligent!) guy in the group. He Loves Ill Nino and 'My Fair lady', he even knows the dance moves. Hes doing animal Care at college (ahh), and cooks me Lasagne with garlic bread so he is wonderful.

Dean: ahhh, now hes a gimp, slow daves gay lover and chaz's husband, its an odd love triangle and did i mention hes a gimp, (phoyographic evidence comes later on!) he used to work at anglian, but like chaz and tash he got the sack. He is the loudest snoring person i know, he sounds like a bloody helicopter taking off! and he started wearing the Trilbey hat years b 4 every 1 else discovered it, so there!

Tash Nash: Tasha has the fastest hand in the east, known to wank many a lucky man off, although she tells us all that wrist action is in the past (hmmmmmm, lets ask jimbo, eh) shes doing custermer services at college, she doesn't know y, and is currently going a bit deaf, we don't know y. Tash has moved in with Phil before, without his mum knowing, and is the BIGGEST fan of Bo selecta........... we only find it funny when Tasha does the quotes.

Liz: my little pumpkin pie. She loves stripes and is always seen sporting some, and shares chaz's like of richard. E. grant. Goes out with dimebar, so has to put up with his ventures, she is a fellow Liebfraumilch drinker, (translate the German it meens 'love female milk), and has two fuck off scary dogs called Ned and kelly, satans helpers.

Cat: Catamataz, goes out with anthony (spounge bob square pants), and likes the Liebfraumilch like the rest of us. Always has a singalong (badly) with all the girls (badly), mostly on some cannons outside the Command House (cringe) Liz's best mate, shes travelled a far way to be part of the Crwe, as shes from south Africa. we must be really cool........

Leah: Leah the weah, loudest mouth of the south, hates mini skirts, loves retro, and always finds a bargain, (like the most beautiful one off coat ever, for about 50p!) Loves the polyphonic spree, and even met them at Reading as she had made a robe for them to sign............ less said really. also works at anglian, she also does Media studies at college, shes in the college prospectus this year and is goinna be 1 of those people ont he back of the bus! Hahahah. poor leah. 

Jenni: unfortuanatley for her shes slow daves younger sister. Also known as KFC, (finger lickin' good....etc), she has gained many stalkers including Dean. She always has a bloke on the go, and is sueing the exchange coz she fell over and broke her arm whilst working there, twice, (you can tell shes a Daves sister).

heres a few of us, fortuanatley you cant see us that well

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Dean, Phil and Josh, dressed up as drag Queens, another words, in Tashas underwear